You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Amber, you could never embarrass me." "Never?" she asked. "Never." "One time, I yelled across the store to Mom and asked her… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave him.… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick... — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Before I tell you, I have to know three things," I said. "Okay." "One, are you sitting down?" "Yes." "Two, are you… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You either fainted or you wanted a much closer look at the cracks in the tile. Either way, you hit hard." "Seriously?"… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
