Twitter Quotes by Patton Oswalt

8 Twitter quotes by Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt’s tweets deliver his signature humor in bite‑size bursts. Eight short lines give a quick dose of his observational comedy and candid personality.

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The problem is, and I'm just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that…

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There is a part of my generation that is not on social media because they have happy lives and they're not trying…

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I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every…

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I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there…

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I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there…

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MySpace is somehow more welcoming than Facebook. And Twittering, I just... Ugh. I like having radio silence. I think radio silence is…

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I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, but that's about the extent of it. I don't want…

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Even if it's other people, like on MySpace pages, we're just as collective of enthusiasts now. That seems to be the world…

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I wish I had a really cool, esoteric answer, but what the process is to me is going onstage night after night after night…

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“hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated…

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As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative.

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We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act…

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With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you, you'd better…

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If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying…

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