If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think the most impressive thing about the activity tab on twitter is that I never use it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honestly if you have something to say to someone, be mature and say it instead of tweeting about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're on Twitter with one side of our personality, and Facebook with another, and LinkedIn with another side of our personality, and… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't know that it's particularly good for my writing process, but I have gotten some very valuable writing ideas and advice… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
You have Google, we have Baidu. You have Twitter, we have Weibo. You have Facebook, we have Renren. You have YouTube, we… — Michael Anti Copy Share Image
Twitter is like a Drum where everbody is beatings in his own beat. — Mudassir Qayyum Copy Share Image
“They’re called sock puppets. We create armies of artificial online personas – user accounts that espouse views certain interested parties want espoused.… — Daniel Suarez Copy Share Image
Twitter and Facebook are such amazing networks for me to introduce myself to the world and for fans around the world to… — Jenn Proske Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have an iPhone, too, but I use the Blackberry more because I'm addicted to BBM'ing. I'm also on Twitter 24/7 and… — James Harden Copy Share Image
Twitter looks boring from the outside, But once your inside, its like freaking Narnia. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is growing up, expanding into other countries, and recognizing that the Internet is contrary to what people hoped; the government does… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A couple is married for 47 years and the woman dies. At the funeral, the pallbearers swing the coffin, which hits a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've never been in a 'Twitter fight,' though I've witnessed my fair share. I do enjoy vigorous and informed debate, but the… — James G. Stavridis Copy Share Image
I joined Twitter and you read a lot of the comments. You're biting your lip and you want to reply but you… — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
