Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to be a knife-sharpener but I couldn't stand the daily grind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what it is; I tend… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is upholding sharia when they ban me for tweeting facts about sharia law. — Laura Loomer Copy Share Image
Can you imagine watching 'All in the Family' and having an outlet like Twitter? Where you could discuss it while it's happening?… — Jim Rash Copy Share Image
Don't waste your life living in a $100,000 apartment when you can live under a $15 million dollar bridge. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something that changes the demeanour of a driver -- there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In this country, alcohol is hardly ever seen as a drug problem. Instead, we think of it as more of a driving… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are growing... when you know what you are but not what you will become. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
