A swarm of new business tools coming to phones and desktops near you promise to boost efficiency and streamline collaboration by borrowing… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
Guys use the word friendship to start a relationship. Girls use the word friendship to end it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the only man who has a marriage license made out To Whom It My Concern . — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I keep track of my blog stats, Facebook subs, my Amazon rank, Twitter followers, Facebook likes per posts, my chess ranking. I… — James Altucher Copy Share Image
Twitter helps me connect to the people who help make my music, or the cycle of an album, complete. Without them experiencing… — Imogen Heap Copy Share Image
I feel like, on a more macro scale, there's started to be a relationship between filmmakers and people who watch their films… — Colin Trevorrow Copy Share Image
“Twitter romances are fleeting, much like daffodils that bloom in spring and fade away, only to return again next year.” — Shahid Hussain Raja Copy Share Image
Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. I'm following Joel… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
“Once true passion hits you, you can recognize all the times in your life you were chasing the wrong dream. And after… — Biz Stone Copy Share Image
Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results... — Adrian Body Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We all know that we are not perfect? So why do we act as if this is the case & hold ourselves… — Alastair Arnott Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Give a compliment to a fat chick today, she'll literally remember you until the day she dies... Because elephants never forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
