I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
'Lord of the Rings' was 2001, 2002, and 2003, but Twitter didn't start until 2007! — Sean Astin Copy Share Image
I'm not on Facebook. I'm not on Twitter. I know a lot of celebrities who go around complaining how little privacy they… — Cote de Pablo Copy Share Image
When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you send me abusive mentions, I will star it & then retweet your tweets to show you how my twitter life… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Apparently you aren't allowed to have problems if you aren't a starving african child or a delhi rape victim. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
