Facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Time
When I was working office jobs, I was going on Facebook all the time. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually remember very specifically the night that I launched Facebook at Harvard. I used to go out to get pizza with a friend… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Facebook became ubiquitous when I was 16, so I vaguely formed a sense of myself a little bit. I had kind of learned to… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
All the early Facebook employees have their story of the moment when they saw the light and realized that Facebook wasn't some measly social… — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
Even when Facebook came out, and I was in college, I found myself never putting anything on it. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook... — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook famously moved out to Palo Alto, there were people in the same house Facebook was based in working on different ideas. It… — Patrick Collison Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
