I actually got an initial sense of how big 'Outlander' was going to be on Twitter. We're all on there to help… — Sam Heughan Copy Share Image
I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Hello? Hello, uh ... do you sell ladders? Sorry, you have the rung number. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Once I found this possibility to use Twitter and Facebook and my blog to connect to my readers, I'm going to use… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
There's this whole new grammar Twitter skill set that I do not possess. I'm not a very good person to follow. I… — Sterling Knight Copy Share Image
If beer pong was one of the event in the Olympics, I would get gold for sure. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Kindness can come from someone on Twitter, it can come from someone on the street, it can come from someone at work.… — Andie MacDowell Copy Share Image
Until I was on Twitter, trust me: I was completely wiped off everybody's consciousness in Hollywood. — Lexi Alexander Copy Share Image
I may be a gadget freak, but let me tell you clearly, I'm not on Twitter. — Allu Arjun Copy Share Image
Re-tweeting is a pretty common practice on Twitter, but on an average day, we see maybe one out of 20 posts is… — Ethan Zuckerman Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure my grandmom watches over me whenever I masturbate. The sound of that walker is so unbearable. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love how the 140 character limit on twitter forces girls to get to the damn point. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let's be honest here: Twitter, for me, is 90 per cent a marketing tool. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
