Assumptions are those things we make when we are too lazy to check out the facts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All a woman really wants is to know you care. And all of the sandles ever made. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Here's my idea for another one of those reality-based TV shows: No Survivors! One by one, a psychopathic serial killer tracks down… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If you are on social media, and you are not learning, not laughing, not being inspired or not networking, then you are… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny. — Tahar Rahim Copy Share Image
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don't know whether to put on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't even have Facebook anymore. I spend a fair amount of time on Twitter, though. — Sean Doolittle Copy Share Image
Roses are red violets are blue you didnt follow me back b*tch ima unfollow you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
“Bienvenidos a mi barco pirata. Vamos rumbo a Venecia, a cazar vampiros.” — Sofía Navarro Copy Share Image
“Apparently our portmanteau is trending on Twitter." He let out a self-deprecating laugh. "I didn't even know what a portmanteau was before… — Andrea D. Smith Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll read something on Twitter, and I'll just be in the darkest of moods for the rest of the day or… — Eleanor Catton Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
