Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I think all this Facebook stuff should just stop!

— Hamza Yusuf

I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

— Anonymous

Am I the only one who hates it when someones facebook status says

— Author Name

I don't say I never use Facebook, but I often think about closing my account.

— Barton Gellman

I love Facebook. I could brush my teeth with Facebook.

— Isaiah Washington

I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!'

— Anonymous

My Facebook fans have become my family in a lot of ways, so when that was taken away from me, it felt like a…

— Tomi Lahren

Facebook is like a death you will never know when it will come,you never know wether they will comment

— TUMELO AKa Heavy

Facebook is such a basic utility. It's something that is such a part of peoples' lives, I think it's hard to imagine it going…

— Sean Parker

Facebook has gone from a nice-and-boring social network to becoming an identity layer of the web. It is where nearly a billion people are…

— Om Malik

Facebook is like a fridge. When youre bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if theres anything good in…

— Bilal Zahoor

Facebook itself has an interest in having great content so that its users keep coming back.

— George Takei