You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas. — Unkown Copy Share Image
“@BaldBryan. This will be especially hilarious in 2021, when Twitter is just a distant memory.” — Bryan Bishop Copy Share Image
The Imgur community, as a whole, is generally a lot more positive and a lot more funny than other communities. — Alan Schaaf Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter helped others to see me as a human being. And showed me their humanity, too. — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I almost miss when I was first doing Twitter, because I didn't have as many followers and I felt like I was… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
“Manufacturing consent begins by weaponizing the meme and utilizing the censorship algorithms of Google, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.” — James Scott, Senior Fellow, The Center for Cyber Influence Operations Studies Copy Share Image
It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Zuckerberg wants to take us back to the dorm room where we all know each other. I don't want to, I want… — Andrew Keen Copy Share Image
I've received tweets that I suspect people wouldn't have sent in 2015. Is that a changed country or is that people who… — David Olusoga Copy Share Image
A lot of the times, I don't have anything interesting to say, so on Twitter, people are constantly sending me sketches they've… — Colin O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
After the games, you know, go on Twitter and stuff, 'Hey, do you know you look like Pete Davidson?' Like, yeah, I… — Christian Yelich Copy Share Image
In this day and age of social media, where everything is so centred around how many Instagram and Twitter followers you have,… — Cakes da killa Copy Share Image
Although Elon did purchase Twitter, we're still seeing massive censorship and we really can't even begin to have discussions about how to… — Anna Paulina Luna Copy Share Image
I'm a human, we're going to go through hard times and hard periods of our life, it's not going to be an… — Perrie Edwards Copy Share Image
I did go to college with him, but everyone's always like, 'Did you meet Mark Zuckerberg? Did you hang out with him?'… — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
TikTok gives an artist a voice. I'm very careful to be very authentic on there - everything I do comes from me,… — Laufey Copy Share Image
We've never met before and I start telling you how much I love your favorite musicians, how I watch the same TV… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
Im here in Las Vegas judging the Miss America competition and I have a blog about winning tickets sweepstakes, and people are… — Kris Jenner Copy Share Image
One of the things that amazes me about Twitter is the way it utterly eradicates artificial barriers to communication. Things like status,… — Dick Costolo Copy Share Image
I love Twitter. It doesn't keep me from writing and I think it's a really convenient scapegoat when the truth is that… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is upholding sharia when they ban me for tweeting facts about sharia law. — Laura Loomer Copy Share Image
You Can Tweet That Shit But I Bet When We In School You Won't Repeat That Shit! — Aeezy Copy Share Image
When you're trying to bust through the noise on social media, you do have to be overt and loud. — Shaun King Copy Share Image
Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The social network is the paradigm of the modern service application. — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone has a life story. Mine will probably end with something like then he found twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't really have a strategy for social media. I think that's my strategy is that I don't have a strategy. — Roy Choi Copy Share Image
I do use texting as a great way to communicate quickly, but I don't Twitter or anything. — Dave Gahan Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure Facebook was invented by someone who wants me to fail Law school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
