Woman say:OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. Woman means:I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We just want to build a company that focuses on the love of Instagram. — Kevin Systrom Copy Share Image
I actually get very little phone calls. I get way more tweets and texts. My phone rarely rings. — DeRay Mckesson Copy Share Image
*The All Time Topic On Facebook Love... *Fuck You An Your 2 Week Relationship! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Show your netiquette, to become cyber friends with those you have met, on the internet. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person from the Facebook statuses he or she likes. — Jatin Tanwer Copy Share Image
I started my own chat show on Instagram, that also takes time. Then, I have also been singing and painting. I actually… — Sayani Gupta Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
I'm only on Instagram, and it's under a ridiculous name, and I'm friends with, like, five people, all of whom I've had… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I take no notice of trolls because my bank balance is growing and growing and growing and growing - they can troll… — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
I feel like you can share as many jokes as you want to because no joke you do on Twitter is ever… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
Social networks are like grease - in some cases, gasoline - for our personal business networking machines. If you aren't plugged in,… — danah boyd Copy Share Image
If you're going to build something, don't build on land someone else already owns. You want your own land, your own domain,… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
When I think about privacy on social media sites, there's kind of the usual suspect problems, which doesn't make them any less… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
Dear everyone who has Instagram and Facebook, For the next month I am going to up load 5 selfies a day. Now… — Lauren Willcox Copy Share Image
The only time I've ever felt like I needed to measure my activity and involvement in holding people accountable for being violent… — Indya Moore Copy Share Image
“If talking about ourselves non-stop isn’t a good idea for the workplace, friendships, or dating, then why on Earth is this considered… — Kristen Lamb Copy Share Image
The power of Facebook is not only in the vast size of the connected audience, but also in the quality of the… — David Perry Copy Share Image
“My phone dings and before I can pick it up, it dings several more times. I catch sly grins and snickers in… — JC Emery Copy Share Image
When I first signed up for a Twitter account - I was to say it was in 2007, people are going to… — Lydia Polgreen Copy Share Image
You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Twitter, and Facebook—platforms that reorganized how we communicate,” — Brian Merchant Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by their car… For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love Love, to be real, must cost, it must hurt, it must empty us of self. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is the only social network where by relationship can be ruined easily — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking What the hell was I doing omg embarrassing eww — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Social media is not rocket science. This, however, does not make it easy either. — David Amerland Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know your girls up to no good when her and her friends make a pact to post nothing on Instagram. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
We cannot allow the kangaroo courts of Twitter to destroy people's reputations without a fair process. — Nick Boles Copy Share Image
