WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter needs to become more of a platform on the web. If Twitter went away today, people would just turn to Facebook.… — David Cohen Copy Share Image
What's funny is that an old Web site of mine just had one fake bio, and everyone went crazy for it. So… — Jarrett J. Krosoczka Copy Share Image
There are not sufficient regulatory frameworks to handle the amount of power that companies like Facebook have, particularly in the United States. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
If you can have a skewed sense of your body, it stands to reason you could develop the same kind of thing… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
Thanks to Twitter, I learn about the revolutions in the Middle East via Arab activists and writers, not just from American foreign… — Jacob Weisberg Copy Share Image
On Friendster, if you were a band and you made a profile, they would delete it. They didn't want bands on their… — Tom Anderson Copy Share Image
I just need a day off, from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
First I laughed my way through Elinor Lipman's book of political tweets. Then I put my ear to the ground and listened… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
Once everyone is connected to everyone and everything else, nothing matters anymore. If everyone in the world is your Facebook friend, then… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
“Elliot was trying to teach himself trollish via a two-hundred-year-old book by a man who’d had a traumatic break-up with a troll.… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
I've fully accepted the fact that if I'm going to do a career like this, I have to be willing to take… — Alexa Bliss Copy Share Image
“Users pass through the Investment Phase of the Hook Model each time they send a selfie, doodle, or goofy photo. Each photo… — Nir Eyal Copy Share Image
“Neurotic: The one who is so obsessed with himself or herself, that believes everything I post on Facebook is a personalized message,… — Robin Sacredfire Copy Share Image
I had a blog where I tried to be transparent while giving away nothing. I tweeted and Facebooked badly. As a writer,… — Ellen Potter Copy Share Image
For the first time we're allowing developers who don't work at Facebook to develop applications just as if they were. That's a… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“Neurotic: The one who is so obsessed with himself or herself, that believes everything I post on facebook is a personalized message,… — Robin Sacredfire Copy Share Image
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On your death bed, you will think about all of those days you didn't check Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of b*tching about me in your status, just tag me in it next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook is the perfect place to try on different identities until she finds one that sticks.” — Brooke Hauser Copy Share Image
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A person who never really becomes good, he is merely more proficient. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I keep repeating this. The trolls do not pay your bills. You cannot base your life on their opinions. — Dino Morea Copy Share Image
I like to tweet out nutrition research because I did my bachelor of science degree in dietetics. — Maye Musk Copy Share Image
If you man crush monday your boyfriend my finger will accidentally hit the unfollow button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why the hell isn't my instagram working? I have an awesome photo of my too I need to share with the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox... — Author Name Copy Share Image
I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
