Twitter Quotes · Page 104

I will never be the kind of person who Instagrams pictures of my food, though. I hate that!

— Gethin Jones

“Did you know that using social media can actually help you to increase your level of thinking?”

— Germany Kent

MARRIAGE, Is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the book is prose;

— Nikhil Saluja

My dad is constantly looking up my name on Twitter, every single day. He made a Twitter account just for that.

— Rich Brian

My two daughters live on Facebook, and social media is their mode of communication.

— Tony Goldwyn

Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.

— Nikhil Saluja

One of my pet hates is people re-Tweeting praise, I loathe it more than anything else in the world.

— Douglas Henshall

It's so fucking sexist to assume that women have vaginas.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.

— Bubbly

For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post…

— Stephanie

I'm only on Instagram, and it's under a ridiculous name, and I'm friends with, like, five people, all of whom I've had…

— Cristin Milioti

My friends found out that I was writing a book on Twitter. It didn't seem worth mentioning over dinner. They're all so…

— Alexa Chung

I use Instagram as an online gallery to display my work. For me, it's almost more important to exist online than it…

— Kesh

Social media has truly helped my career because it has given models a voice. And a voice is something that we want…

— Ashley Graham

I started my own chat show on Instagram, that also takes time. Then, I have also been singing and painting. I actually…

— Sayani Gupta

A lot of my girlfriends are on Snapchat, and they were being scandalous with what they were showing on there. I keep…

— Farrah Abraham

I killed my Facebook page years ago because time clicking around is just dead time. Your brain isn't resting and it isn't…

— Louis C. K

You have Google, we have Baidu. You have Twitter, we have Weibo. You have Facebook, we have Renren. You have YouTube, we…

— Michael Anti

It was a very, very strange experience to go through on social media. Before that, my social media life had been very…

— Pablo Schreiber

My ex tweeted animals can't beat tanks Duh! Because he wrestled one of the boys on my team who's name is Emil…

— Anonymous

You don't even know if the person you're communicating with online is actually that person. And your persona on your social media…

— Sam Esmail

“social media can be addictive. A quick five minutes on Facebook can easily turn into an hour, as many of us can…

— S.J. Scott

My Face book gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake friends, 10 FB hackings, 9 new sins 8 play dates, 7…

— Denver Mc

“Dear FB Friends, Fuck Facebook!!!!! — It has proven to be worthless as a book-selling device, and is nothing but a repository…

— James Ellroy

One day I hope to not have a Twitter, to be sick enough that I don't have to use the Internet.

— Earl Sweatshirt

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't care whether I am politically correct or not when I tweet.

— Virender Sehwag

When you meet people you've interacted with on social media, they are not like they are on social media.

— Charlie Brooker

Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some day, you will trust me again...but for now, I'm sorry that our love had to end.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.

— Anonymous

Life without you is like; Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results...

— Adrian Body

I'm not a fan of the #DeleteFacebook campaign. I think that they can reform.

— Brittany Kaiser

Hashtag activism is a catalyst, but things have to actually happen in real life.

— Petra Collins

I hate to travel. I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a globe.

— Nikhil Saluja

I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

— Anonymous

Social media is enhancing human connectivity as people can converse in ways that were once not possible.

— Zeynep Tufekci

MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics;

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do.

— Hussein Nishah

We live in a world where many of us have a lot of friends on Facebook but yet we have lost human…

— Anonymous