Dad Quote by Rich Brian

It seems unfair that anyone can set up on Twitter using my name, or the name of any famous person, without any checks at…

— Shirley Eaton

I have a Twitter account. I own my name, but I've never tweeted.

— Thomas Sadoski

My dad finds Twitter just infinitely unrelatable. He's like, 'Why would I want to tell anybody what I had for a snack, it's private?!'…

— Lena Dunham

Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which is that…

— Jim Gaffigan

I've been set up with a Twitter account, and I just never use it.

— Michael McDonald

But everyone asks me who my dad is and I will never reveal it. It's too much ammunition for the internet.

— AJ Tracey

President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'

— Jimmy Fallon

No, is it like Facebook? - me, whenever someone asks if I have a Twitter account

— Nikhil Saluja

When you're young and search your name on Twitter to see what everyone is saying about you, which everyone does when you're young... it…

— Ben Chilwell

Twitter is currently the only social network your parents havent ruined.

— Sydney Rogers

My mum and dad are obviously on social media. They don't really know what they are doing, but it's quite easy for them to…

— Aaron Ramsdale

It's a weird thing to have your dad or your parent be on the stage with a million people saying their name, and you're…

— Lily Collins