Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they're just trying to clean up our planet. I'm not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
In fifth grade, we had to write a story and read it in front of the class. When I read mine out,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
