And with this show we're trying to be a little sillier. We can do a piece like one we wrote the other… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
I love, love, love music - have since I was a kid, and I'm still really into music - and I became… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
Whoever said the soul and the body met in the pineal gland was a fool. It's the asshole, stupid. — André Aciman Copy Share Image
I still have access to enough money to live on in order to avoid bankruptcy for at least a few years as… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid: humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
I'm really, really worried about the Trump team, and I want people on the team who I think are adults who have… — Tim Kaine Copy Share Image
Maybe our grandmothers weren't as stupid as we thought. The family, volunteer work, religion, shaping the hearts and minds of the next… — Myriam Miedzian Copy Share Image
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. — Jim Lehrer Copy Share Image
There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever,… — Heather Whitestone Copy Share Image
People often ask me about what constitutes a nerd-friendly show - like, does it have to have sci-fi elements? But I think… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I WAS YOUNG!! I WAS STUPID.. YOU TOLD ME GIRLS BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE!! — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
I love Jughead. I love his one-step-removed perspective on everything in Riverdale. And I love the fact that he wears that stupid… — Mark Waid Copy Share Image
I wish that I could say I was optimistic about the human race. I love us all, but we are so stupid… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Now, come over here so I can pat you down." "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." He stood next to… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Ignorant have always the tendency to see the donkey as the noble horse, to see the pig as the lion! Ignore the… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
[Flaubert] didn’t just hate the railway as such; he hated the way it flattered people with the illusion of progress. What was… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
All day my mind drifts off into fantasies and little stupid jokes. — Jean-Pierre Jeunet Copy Share Image
Ribbing is a part of wrestling. That's the way they show a fondness for you - they play practical jokes on you.… — Mark Henry Copy Share Image
There are lots of things to like about being Eastern Orthodox - incense, liturgies, all the baklava you can eat - but… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
They [twin beds] are the most stupid, the most perfidious, and the most dangerous invention in the world. Shame and a curse… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
If you do not have an absolutely clear vision of something, where you can follow the light to the end of the… — Werner Herzog Copy Share Image
I caught malaria, and the medicines caused a hallucination. I dreamt I won an Oscar for acting. I know it sounds stupid,… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ? — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
School and things that painters have taught me even keep me from painting as I want to. I decided I was a… — Georgia O'Keeffe Copy Share Image
I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
In addition I had real and serious questions about an independent counsel investigation that began with private business dealings twenty years ago — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid. — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
I conquered my stage fright a long time ago. In my line of work, it's kind of a pre-requisite that you not… — Buzz Osborne Copy Share Image
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