Excited Quote by Joss Whedon

I was going to tweet every three seconds about every thought that went through my mind, and I did that for a few days.…

— Phil Elvrum

I think somebody's marketing a thing that Hoovers up your Twitter and it will continue tweeting for you after you're dead. I have no…

— Charlie Brooker

If anyone ever paid attention to my Twitter awhile back, I had a blast on there. I wrote whatever I wanted to say and…

— Matt Mitrione

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

— Jim Gaffigan

There's no reason to tweet when you are in the midst of a great moment; they are few and far between. So pay attention…

— Lewis Black

I might be tweeting a lot of things in the future, some of which will be absolute idiocy.

— Simu Liu

I'm really glad I'm not on Twitter. Because I'd have to be answering things that I didn't really know anything about, and I'd rather…

— Stewart Lee

At first I was very anxious about starting Twitter, because I didn't really know what was expected of me. I now feel fairly relaxed,…

— Simon Amstell

I haven't tweeted once in my life, but I'm sick of hearing about it already. What once may have been the cool way of…

— John Ridley

I thought I'd left politics when Labour lost the 2010 election and I went off and ran a thinktank for two years and founded…

— Andrew Adonis, Baron Adonis

I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing.

— Tom Hiddleston

The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja