If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Do you think I'd be stupid enough to go running with someone I was foolin' with? — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
On the way out to the car, Philip turns to me. “How could you be so stupid? I shrug, stung in spite… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I've had it with being nice, understanding, fair and hopeful. I feel like being negative all day. The chip on my shoulder… — John Waters Copy Share Image
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
'The Muppets' is really about innocence and charm and sweetness and light and having hope - and stupid gags. — James Bobin Copy Share Image
Engineers aren't professional grammarticians, but they love correcting people. Even more, they love making you feel stupid. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
...it can be so boring being you sometimes, and if you were the most special thing like that, it could be really… — James Franco Copy Share Image
We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society… — Carl Bernstein Copy Share Image
The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. A manly man don't want it… — Herman Cain Copy Share Image
Before every game, I have this 30-second routine where I'll pretend like I'm doing some stupid stretch, but what I am really… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
It was a bit of a surprise when I became a Tory MP. My friends said it was a stupid idea. — Rory Stewart Copy Share Image
Huge organizations and me don't get along. They're too inflexible, waste too much time, and have too many stupid people. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
With students, one is often in the position where you have to be authoritative about what they're doing and connected to some… — Ben Marcus Copy Share Image
Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the smallest corners of life - this much… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Sell stupid somewhere else--there's nothing better than that face! — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“You are a stupid fucking woman, Emily Colt. Just like all your kind. I know you hate Americans, but— I never said… — Allie Burke Copy Share Image
One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
People get strange about whether you've written your own songs, which seems really stupid considering that, especially in Country Music, it's about… — Neko Case Copy Share Image
Polyphemus stiffened. "Who said that?" "Nobody!" Annabeth yelled. That got exactly the reaction she'd been hoping for. The monster's face turned red… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Have a great, great marriage. Have a great time together. You know something? You'll disagree sometimes, and you'll find out how stupid… — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
You can always meet stupid people in your life journey; you should treat them like the way candle treats darkness: Illuminate them! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
While we may continue to use the words smart and stupid, and while IQ tests may persist for certain purposes, the monopoly… — Howard Gardner Copy Share Image
Indeed I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I know Mark,' I reply. 'And I don't like him.' 'But I do. And part of being social means being civil to… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful." -"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander Copy Share Image
If you listen to my record, I'm just honest about stupid stuff most normal people wouldn't put in a pop song. — Kesha Copy Share Image
Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Most of the real bad guys in the world are people like you and me; they're not stupid, and you can't smell… — Rutger Hauer Copy Share Image
For a lot of Croats, if you're a Serb, they don't want to associate with you. It's just stupid. — Vlade Divac Copy Share Image
