Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Reactionary conservatives are smiling through the racial apocalypse. To them, race baiting is a joke, as 'humorist' Rush Limbaugh will tell you… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
The war on drugs is wrong, both tactically and morally. It assumes that people are too stupid, too reckless, and too irresponsible… — Larry Elder Copy Share Image
Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them. — Margaret Mitchell Copy Share Image
We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I came to realize,people who had Chinese accents will continue to have Chinese accents in America are treated as being stupid or… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
The demands of the present must stand above the political habits of the past. — Matt Blunt Copy Share Image
If you discuss the beliefs of Christianity with the village diviner, the medicine man, he will say the white man must be… — Malidoma Patrice Some Copy Share Image
The philosopher ... subjects experience to his critical judgment, and this contains a value judgment namely, that freedom from toil is preferable… — Herbert Marcuse Copy Share Image
He did not care if she was heartless, vicious and vulgar, stupid and grasping, he loved her. He would rather have misery… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Craziness in a shoe is great - you can have much more freedom, you can exaggerate and it doesn't feel stupid. But… — Miuccia Prada Copy Share Image
A prince... must learn from the fox and the lion... One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a… — Niccolo Machiavelli Copy Share Image
I mean, it’s stupid to miss someone you didn’t even get along with. But I don’t know, it was nice, you know,… — John Green Copy Share Image
I was smart, to tell you the truth. I'm not really bright, but I'm not stupid. — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
I hate superficial violence. It's shallow and stupid, and the impact on the audience is really bad. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
Just like that. Gone forever. They will not grow old together. They will never live on a beach by the sea, their… — Pete Hamill Copy Share Image
There are rules for hiding in plain sight. The first rule, or at least the one that Sandor repeats most often, is… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
We continue to get stories that Donald Trump colluded with the Russians, even though there's no evidence. We continue to get stories… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
To struggle when hope is banished! To live when life's salt is gone! To dwell in a dream that's vanished! To endure,… — Joanna Baillie Copy Share Image
I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you're stupid. Just think to yourself-they paraded Saddam's dead sons… — Cindy Sheehan Copy Share Image
When I do my vocal warm-ups everyone calls me the dolphin because I do stupid siren noises. — Ella Henderson Copy Share Image
Boxing's all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds. — Frank Bruno Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
In f(x), when I'm doing K-pop, that's cool - that's our concept. But me, as a solo artist, I'm just me. I'm… — Amber Liu Copy Share Image
You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Everyone says,… — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody shushed them. “And I hope that someday I’ll do… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I really believe in having projects which in fact can't be carried out, or which are so simple that anyone could work… — Jan Dibbets Copy Share Image
Songwriting is a mystery. And it's a mystery to me that it's a mystery. But that sounds stupid. — Neil Finn Copy Share Image
I know labs where women refuse to make a coffee for others because they don't want to be seen doing seemingly female… — Christiane Nusslein-Volhard Copy Share Image
I was very against pink and purple when I was young, because they were girls' colors. But that was only because I… — Danica Patrick Copy Share Image
I don't believe in data-driven anything, it's the most stupid phrase. Data should always serve people, people should never serve data. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
I start to feel like I can't maintain the facade any longer, that I may just start to show through. And I… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
Doing something stupid once is just plain stupid. Doing something stupid twice is a philosophy. — Dan O'Neill Copy Share Image
When I used to wash my hair with a two-for-one shampoo and conditioner, I would wash it twice, which is completely unnecessary,… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I'm always disappointed when I see the word 'Puritan' tossed around as shorthand for a bunch of generic, boring, stupid, judgmental killjoys.… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
