I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“The Christmas tree is a symbol of love, not money. There's a kind of glory to them when they're all lit up… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
