In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I'll call if I break a leg or get eaten by a bear." "Play like a rock." "Now?" "No, if a bear… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I love language, words, and all the lovely, exciting, and heart wrenching things you can do with them. Pick the right ones,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
