I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like. — Green Monk Awkward moment Copy Share Image
How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
I always wondered how theres 6 members in my family but theres like 20 tooth brushes… — Green Monk Family Copy Share Image
My granddaughter wanted a Cinderella theme party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
You know you spend too much time online when you start double clicking on your light switches. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
To understand a woman, you have to listen to her when she is looking at you, not when she is talking... — Green Monk Communication Copy Share Image
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A gorgeous blonde found an old lamp and gently stroked it. I wonder if a genie will come, she mused. From inside… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Awkward Copy Share Image
Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Love is a feeling that is really hard to explain, but its the greatest feeling you could ever have. But love could… — Green Monk Death Copy Share Image
A couple had twins - a boy & a girl. In their family, it was the tradition of the father's brother to… — Green Monk Asked Copy Share Image
