Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “My brain is my spam folder.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Apparently Jesus sent me an email, it was in my spam folder — Darealgrinch - Felix J Hernandez Copy Share Image
I hate spam, and that's what happens when you let businesses onto the network. — Jan Koum Copy Share Image
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Deleting 200 spams a day is a drag. And I was checking my email constantly, rather than getting on with my real work, which… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpensive to send mail. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
If you're making a bunch of little decisions - like, do I read this email now or later? Do I file it? Do I… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
