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I hate spam, and that's what happens when you let businesses onto the network. — Jan Koum Copy Share Image
If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
On email and the first instance of spam: This is not for advertising! This is for serious work! — Vinton Cerf Copy Share Image
No one bill will cure the problem of spam. It will take a combined effort of legislation, litigation, enforcement, customer education, and… — David Baker Copy Share Image
Typically, your corporate e-mail account is not, today, that spam-targeted. It's more the free e-mail accounts that are spam-targeted. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I just got a spam email with the subject Unlimited Free Pussies and now I am so fucking confused. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got quite into Spam once, in Korea. On their Thanksgiving, they give boxes of it to their friends. I fry it… — John Torode Copy Share Image
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
I ate 18 spam fritters in one sitting at Farnham Common junior school in some sort of popularity contest. — Zoe Ball Copy Share Image
At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most… — David Blunkett Copy Share Image
The open web is full of spam, shady operators, and blatant falsehoods. Outside of a relatively small percentage of high quality sites,… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I remember eating in school in the years after the Second World War. Most of my friends had miserable portions of Spam… — Robert Winston Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I got really fat when I left home was because I thought rich people ate white bread and… — Alison Moyet Copy Share Image
The funniest thing is that now I know what reverse spam is. You know you get spam from people saying, 'Can you… — Jefferson Han Copy Share Image
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan,… — Guy Steele Copy Share Image
Think about spam filters; if email didnt come from someone that someone you know knows, thats an important signal, and one we… — Clay Shirky Copy Share Image
“I would have dismissed [the email] as spam, except for the first word: urgent. People stopped flinging that word around like confetti… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
Anything that suffers and dies instead of us is Christ; if they didn't kill birds and fish they would have killed us.… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators… — Richard Turner Copy Share Image
Make your own fun. As opposed to consume fun like a package of Spam. — Howard Rheingold Copy Share Image
Apparently Jesus sent me an email, it was in my spam folder — Darealgrinch - Felix J Hernandez Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image