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Loses Quotes by Woody Allen

10 Loses quotes by Woody Allen

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Allen’s ten wry observations on losing blend humor with a hint of existential dread, offering a quick, slightly neurotic take that feels unmistakably his.

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People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

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I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you…

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The French make two mistakes about me. They think I'm an intellectual because I wear these glasses and they think I'm an…

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I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win…

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When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that…

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I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away.…

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There's nothing good about getting older-absolutely nothing-because the amount of wisdom and experience you gain is negligible compared to what you lose.…

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The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a…

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I'm sure there are people in Hollywood, whose main drive in film is to make money, who will feel that any use…

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As an artist, you are always striving toward an ultimate achievement but never seem to reach it. You shoot a film, and…

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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!

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I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't…

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

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Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

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All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.

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There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

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You can't ride two horses with one behind.

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Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

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