Laughing Quotes · Page 79

So we'll live, And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh at gilded butterflies.

— William Shakespeare

Let me give you a wonderful Zen practice. Wake up in the morning...look in the mirror, and laugh at yourself.

— Bernie Glassman

He smiles but rarely and watches other men to see when they laugh and then does the same.

— Susanna Clarke

“You know you may feel very sad like a child whose toy is broken; but then you know sun rises, life continues…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

Don't you know that I laugh because it is my last defense against tears?

— Jim Fergus

my 6 foot goddess makes me laugh the laughter of the mutilated who still need love... she has saved me from everything…

— Charles Bukowski

The world is on fire! And you are laughing? You are deep in the dark. Will you not ask for a light?

— Gautama Buddha

“My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason…

— C. JoyBell C

Enjoy the present, bid defiance to the future, laugh at all those reasonable beings who exercise their reason to avoid the misfortunes…

— Anonymous

“Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!”.He grabs my hips and pumps his toward mine.“Oh,Dante! You’re so hot when you seal souls.” I shove…

— Victoria Scott

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to…

— Jimmy Fallon

Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell and when…

— William Saroyan

Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all…

— Louis C. K

You are incarnations of God, all of you. You are incarnations of the Almighty, Omnipresent, Divine Principle. You may laugh at me…

— Swami Vivekananda

I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians…

— Brian Regan

I think that's part of being a comedy writer. You have to be confident. If you're sitting around worrying about, like, oh…

— David Mandel

Weird Weekends set out to discover the genuinely odd in the most ordinary setting. To me, it's almost a privilege to be…

— Louis Theroux

Sometimes I do readings and people can’t stop laughing, but I’m reading about pretty tragic things. I think Soviet humor is a…

— Alina Bronsky

It doesn't eat meat." I said. "It's a herbivore. It's like a big cow." Denna looked at me and started to laugh.…

— Patrick Rothfuss

Let us have the courage to defy the consensus, the courage to stand for principle. Courage, not compromise, brings the smile of…

— Thomas S. Monson

We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on…

— Donald Glover

And all the time - such is the tragic comedy of our situation - we continue to clamor for those very qualities…

— C. S. Lewis

I think I was drawn to comedy originally because when I was really young, by the time I was eight I had…

— Emma Stone

While there may not be spiritual oppression involved in your battle [against lust], there'll always be opposition. The enemy is constantly near…

— Steve Arterburn

I was interested in the mystical element of humor - was humor part of creation? Is God laughing at us, or with…

— Rebecca Miller

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to…

— George Carlin

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.

— Sharon Horgan

Life is about laughing & living in good & bad times. Getting through whatever comes our way & looking back with a smile.

— Anonymous

People say both Obama and I have trouble laughing at ourselves. We can't laugh at ourselves. That would be racist!

— Bobby Jindal

A cat falls into a puddle of water. A chicken starts laughing hysterically. The moral of the story is A Wet Pu**y…

— Melchor Lim

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country…

— Desi Arnaz

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

— Steven Wright

Azhar Usman is a true original and will laugh the hate right out of you.

— Louie Anderson

Onew hyung usually smiles a lot but when he's serious, I can't stop laughing.

— Lee Taemin

Laughing will give your diaphragm a workout, will show you have a sense of humor, and can increase your life by eight…

— Anonymous

I am forced, as I have often said, to try to make myself laugh, that I may not cry: for one or…

— Samuel Richardson

Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cry more than I laugh.

— Richard Simmons

...the face has limited space. My mother used to say, if you fill your face with laughing, there will be no more…

— Rohinton Mistry

Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life forms, and they call you crazy.

— Richard Bach

A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.

— Jerry Seinfeld