Laughing Quotes · Page 81

Laughing so hard no noise comes out so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

— Sharon

As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in…

— Frederick Lenz

Donald [Trump] is a charming person. He can be fun. He can make you laugh. But he can turn on you. And…

— Ted Cruz

Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.

— Jeff Ross

This picture would always make me laugh. So I sent it to my friend, she couldn't stop laughing either. x'''D

— Anonymous

Temptation likes best those who think they have a natural immunity, for it may laugh all the harder when they succumb.

— Catherynne M. Valente

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.

— Steven Wright

Nothing gets a bigger laugh than when you refer to things like ethics or human rights.

— Ron Silver

I think that's why Kath and Kim make me crngie so much. With the added factor of the middle class laughing at…

— Jafeth

While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up…

— Shane West

Everybody loves music and it's fun - you feel like you're not working out. It makes the time go by quick and…

— Julianne Hough

There is no magic cure, no making it all go away forever. There are only small steps upward; an easier day, an…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

The world is a thing we must of necessity either laugh at or be angry at; if we laugh at it, they…

— Alexander Pope

The Danaan children laugh, in cradles of wrought gold, And clap their hands together, and half close their eyes, For they will…

— William Butler Yeats

I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then,…

— Demetri Martin

I'm hosting weekend retreats all over America. It is like a 24-hour slumber party for moms. We laugh, eat, play games, get…

— Lisa Whelchel

Not everybody, however, has a genuine sense of humor. That calls for an altruistic detachment from oneself and a mysterious sympathy with…

— Karl Rahner

“I cannot actually see him, but there he is in my mind's eye, crouching or down on all fours, on a hillock,…

— Roberto Bolaño

Alice doesn't seem to mind because she's laughing too, and biting her lip, all doe-eyed, and tossing her freshly washed hair, and…

— David Nicholls

mostly we've had to found ways to amuse ourselves." "Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?" Plight's smile faded. "Like human sacrifice." He grabbed…

— Derek Landy

Have you really read all those books in your room?” Alaska laughing- “Oh God no. I’ve maybe read a third of ‘em.…

— John Green

“However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if…

— Herman Melville

I could not write my books without the library's help. Even with the ease of Internet research, I find books to be…

— Peg Kehret

It gladdens me to know that Baldr’s father [Odin] makes ready the benches for a banquet. Soon we shall be drinking ale…

— Ragnar Lodbrok

I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff which is a bit smart, but is just about belly laughs.

— Steve Coogan

Time to write and sing, to laugh, to listen, to discover, to cry, to love music.

— Jeff Buckley

When you're with your bestfriend laughing so hard for no reason & not caring about what's currently happening in your life.

— Anonymous

LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now…

— Kool Moe Dee

I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.

— Rachel Zucker

I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me.

— Jennifer Aniston

she had a laugh that hinted it had rolled around once or twice in the mud.

— Michael Ondaatje

The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop, but youlook at the person and laugh again

— Anonymous

We must laugh and cry, enjoy and suffer, in a word, vibrate to our full capacity … I think that’s what being…

— Gustave Flaubert

Life is so short. Grudges are a waste of time. Laugh when you can, apologise when you should, and trust God with…

— Nicky Gumbel

I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never…

— Thom Yorke

Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex.

— Siobhan Fahey

Too much brilliance has its disadvantages, and misplaced wit may raise a laugh, but often beheads a topic of profound interest.

— Margot Asquith

I'm a goofy girl. I like to laugh and I like to make other people laugh.

— Gal Gadot

It's easy to laugh at etiquette, but in a hundred years, our children's grandchildren will almost certainly be laughing at us.

— Sara Sheridan

I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.

— Cesar Romero