Laughing Quotes · Page 80

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

— Mark Twain

Dear best friends, always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. But just after I finish laughing.

— Anonymous

If you were not born in this world, there would be no need to die. To be born in this world is…

— Shunryu Suzuki

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they…

— Jo Brand

Really, laughing is such a strange reaction to something. The idea of it is so bizarre, so instinctual, and kind of magical.

— Jessica Williams

I remember taking great pride in making Brad Pitt laugh. I always had a soft spot for him. He's such a sweet,…

— Eddie Jemison

Health: thank the universe for your own healing. Laugh, stress free happiness will keep you healthy.

— Rhonda Byrne

“When you sail, don't Pull up the anchor weeping. Be a man, do it laughing...”

— Shūsaku Endō

This wife you have, Bird said at last, deeply contemplative, did you pay a great deal for her? She cost me almost…

— Diana Gabaldon

I was dead, then alive. Weeping, then laughing. The power of love came into me, and I became fierce like a lion,…

— Anonymous

“Laughing like crazy the child goes back to the city gives birth to monsters creates earthquakes hairy women run naked old folks…

— Nicanor Parra

The ratman froze, staring at me. "Why are you laughing?" His voice held just a hint of unease. Good. I was hoping…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I can stand at the back of the theater and watch an audience laugh, cry, and be moved by what I do.…

— Jerry Bruckheimer

God is a child who amuses himself, going from laughing to crying for no reason, each day reinventing the world to the…

— Anonymous

I think it's that wherever I go, people are so nice to me, and they come up by the hundreds, and they…

— Adam West

TV is gratifying in the long-term. We [writers] find ourselves knowing who we can go to for a laugh, or who we…

— Michael Brandt

THE MAGIC AND THE DANGER OF FICTION IS THIS: it allows us to see through other eyes. It takes us to places…

— Neil Gaiman

Where was he, her Alexander, of once? Was he truly gone? The Alexander of the Summer Garden, of their first Lazarevo days,…

— Paullina Simons

Kid says to me, "You play baseball? What position? Left out?" and gets a big laugh from the rest of the class.…

— Jodi Picoult

Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not…

— Todd Phillips

Do me a favor?” he whispered. Beth's hold tightened on his hand. ”Anything, what do you need?” ”Hum the Jeopardy theme.” There…

— J.R. Ward

Talk to strangers when the family fails and friends lead you astray when Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and it turns out…

— Saul Williams

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women…

— Molly Ivins

“Everything we do means something, Ender realized. Them laughing. Me not laughing. He toyed with the idea of trying to be like…

— Orson Scott Card

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

— Ryan Reynolds

What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.

— Marie Corelli

All you earnest young men out to save the world. . . please, have a laugh.

— Reinhold Niebuhr

A small laugh startled me and I looked over to see her actually smiling. Making her do that more often was a…

— Abbi Glines

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

— Jerry Stiller

God turned to speak to me (Don't anybody laugh); God found I wasn't there At least not over half.

— Robert Frost

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

— Chelsea Handler

They were actually really nice to me [in Fast 8]. We had BBQs every day on set. We had a lot of…

— Scott Eastwood

I think I found it difficult though to keep a straight face when we were actually working and I wasn't supposed to…

— Mandy Moore

Laughing is such a pure and natural thing I try to laugh every day. Think that's one of the most important things…

— Bill Kaulitz

I just love having little vocal snippets like laughs and coughs, not necessarily stuff that has huge significance, just little human qualities.

— Ryan Hemsworth

When you realize that you are an eternal being, you will laugh at things that used to give you anxiety attacks.

— Stephen Baxter

Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and…

— Courteney Cox

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.

— Anonymous

Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

— Michael Tolcher