There's nothing to stop a man from writing unless that man stops himself. If a man truly desires to write, then he… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
If you do not know where your competitor is, or overconfident and snobbish about your competitor, or are unable to comprehend how… — Jack Ma Copy Share Image
The kind of über-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, "Eh,… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
Albert [Brooks] was rare in that he could make adults laugh. He was a prodigy. At age 15 and 16, he could… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“When Mr Bird had written his will and had read it over he became aware that he was laughing. He heard the… — William Trevor Copy Share Image
If someone who wanted to learn to dance were to say: For centuries, one generation after the other has learned the positions,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
James started to laugh. His chin hurt where she'd smacked him twice, his foot throbbed where she'd stepped on it, and his… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I'm not offended. Lenny Bruce taught me that everything's funny. You can make everything funny. I don't think that assassinations are funny,… — Larry King Copy Share Image
I would feel ill without theater. It's kind of a cliche, but every time you make a mistake, you really do have… — Nina Arianda Copy Share Image
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
. . . Cultivating good humor may be helpful in finding our own identity. Young people who are trying to find out… — James E. Faust Copy Share Image
“Everyone laughed their heads off, which is not what literally happened but I like the idea of laughing heads becoming detached from… — Siobhan Dowd Copy Share Image
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Here, like everywhere else, laughing and singing, dancing and dreaming are not exactly the whole of reality; and for one ray of… — Simone Schwarz-Bart Copy Share Image
You don't die. You just... get really angry and then after you're angry you hurt a lot and then the best thing… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Never set limits, go after your dreams, don't be afraid to push the boundaries. And laugh a lot - it's good for… — Paula Radcliffe Copy Share Image
The really happy man never laughs - seldom - though he may smile. He does not need to laugh, for laughter, like… — Francis Aveling Copy Share Image
The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Laughter is something that can be done at anytime, whether to break the ice, or to break the negative in any situation… — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
You built your walls too, she tells him. So I have my wall. She says it glittering in a beauty he cannot… — Michael Ondaatje Copy Share Image
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
I would do nearly anything for a laugh, to tell the truth. And I'm a particular favourite with young men with earrings. — Celia Imrie Copy Share Image
She frowned."You're not very friendly." I let out a short laugh."What?I'm not friendly to a ghost who floats into my house and… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
Yes,” I told him. “I think the guy playing the Pirate King was awesome.” He stopped where he was. “What?” I asked,… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
I don't do my show for critics. Early on I did, because I'm a nice guy and I like to be liked… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock -… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Always laugh when you can; it is cheap medicine. Merriment is a philosophy not well understood. It is the sunny side of… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Many people are laughing when they see me, but I'm playing Mrs.Baskets all pristine. I'm playing it not-Louie. I'm not being Louie.… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
But, brothers, this biting of their toe-nails over what is the CAUSE of badness is what turns me into a fine laughing… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
I moved around a lot as a kid, and when you're always entering new places at that age, you kind of have… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
I love working with Erica [Durance]. She's so much fun. And I love how flippant, comfortable, and casual the relationship is. There… — Allison Mack Copy Share Image
It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart. — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image