Dying Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow

“[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.” quote by Gwyneth Paltrow — Download Open image

“[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.”

Gwyneth Paltrow

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