Biting Quote by David Nicholls

“Your hair wants cutting,” said the Hatter. He had been looking at Alice for some time with great curiosity, and this was his first…

— Lewis Carroll

She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant…

— Lewis Carroll

Alice tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?" "In THAT direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives a…

— Lewis Carroll

“Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on: 'And how do you know that you're mad?' 'To begin with,' said…

— Lewis Carroll

And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, 'Do cats eat bats?…

— Anonymous

“I told you she was the wrong Alice... You've lost your muchness.... Hatter!!!! Off With Their Head!!!”

— Linda Woolverton

“It was the White Rabbit, trotting slowly back again and looking anxiously about as it went, as if it had lost something; Alice heard…

— Lewis Carroll

“They ask to touch her hair and she asks to touch theirs back. This makes them all realize how strange and silly a request…

— N.K. Jemisin

“of having nothing to do. Once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or…

— Dan Kretschmer

“Alice's eyes fell to the bundle she carried. But she only said, 'People from the other side of the mirror want to know who…

— Isobelle Carmody

“2. Alice Ereldon was in her late twenties, unmarried, and she had a reputation. She was an attractive twenty-eight-year-old. Her long brown hair hung…

— Robert Reid

“It sounds like a horse,' Alice thought to herself. And an extremely small voice, close to her ear, said, 'You might make a joke…

— Lewis Carroll