Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
And here I thought they were called Peeping Toms." I didn't need to see him to know he wore a smile. "Stop… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
I go into my library, and all history unrolls before me. I breathe the morning air of the world while the scent… — Alexander Smith Copy Share Image
He raised an eyebrow. "You claim not to know me? Of course I'm Thoth. Also called Djehuti. Also called--" I [Sadie] stifled… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Laughter serves as a blocking agent. Like a bullet-proof vest, it may help protect you against the ravages of negative emotions that… — Norman Cousins Copy Share Image
You are what you think. So just think big, believe big, act big, work big, give big, forgive big, laugh big, love… — Andrew Carnegie Copy Share Image
After a day of cloud and wind and rain Sometimes the setting sun breaks out again, And touching all the darksome woods… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
Educationists are entertaining. We can always find a good laugh in their prose, with its special, ludicrous combination of ignorance and pretentiousness. — Richard Mitchell Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered as kind and generous of spirit and someone who loved to laugh and that I never took… — Melanie Nicholls-King Copy Share Image
A Child of Happiness always seems like an old soul living in a new body, and her face is very serious until… — Anne Cameron Copy Share Image
There aren't many laughs in that and I remember doing a look and everybody laughed and I just thought, wow, that's incredible… — Tamsin Greig Copy Share Image
Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Elizabeth had never been more at a loss to make her feelings appear what they were not. It was necessary to laugh,… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
In addition to listening to the audience's laugh, you want to listen to their silence. Is it bored or interested silence? The… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
Poet, never chase the dream. Laugh yourself and turn away. Mask your hunger, let it seem Small matter if he come or… — Robert Graves Copy Share Image
Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
The Roman form of serenade is to race a motorcycle motor under the girl's window, but mufflers are not common in any… — Eleanor Clark Copy Share Image
Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on… — Bel Kaufman Copy Share Image
We shall reach our goal, when we have the power to laugh as we destroy, as we smash, whatever was sacred to… — Joseph Goebbels Copy Share Image
I used to love to draw things that made me laugh or made friends laugh. When I was 13 or 14, I… — Roz Chast Copy Share Image
If you happen to have a wart on your nose or forehead, you cannot help imagining that no one in the world… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
As long as you can laugh at you, it won't bother you when others laugh at you. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
Laughter is more than just a pleasurable activity...When people laugh together, they tend to talk and touch more and to make eye… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
Charles Bernstein's pairs of jingles of 'public discourse' are 'simultaneous double narrative / the space between's the other narrative/as if they're opposite.'… — Leslie Scalapino Copy Share Image
I made a commitment to myself: that I wanted to be an actress, and I wanted to do films that make a… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
Surfing?” he asked. She laughed, and the sound sent a shock wave through the water. The wailing faded to background noise. Annabeth… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting any laughs. This… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
So this was different. I was amazing now - to them and to myself. It was like I had been born to… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day. — Jessie J Copy Share Image
Seeing people laugh definitely inspires me, and so does seeing people get life lessons about living better. — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
He’s totally different from the typical jock. He has no ego. That’s unique for someone with such accolades. His strength comes from… — Lester Hayes Copy Share Image
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