Laughing Quotes · Page 43

Maybe honeymoons are God's anesthesia. Like the "laughing gas" used by dentists, perhaps honeymoons are designed to protect us from a bit…

— Sue Thoele

Even off the field I'm the same person. I'm smiling, laughing around and an easy guy to get along with.

— Deebo Samuel

“Oh come on ,'Pheobe continued. 'You're asking for it. Pale skin, black clothes, no lunch and that whole brooding thing? It's hilarious.…

— Robyn Schneider

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

— George Carlin

People aren't as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of us are laughing off our 'civic duty' to vote, rejecting…

— Bob Black

Don't take life too seriously Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit Laugh at it

— Colleen Hoover

Anytime I can get either of them really laughing, I immediately pull out a pad of paper write the joke down, regardless…

— Anthony Marra

I have always found men who were funny, irresistible. It's rare that I ever based love on looks or superficial things, but…

— Gilda Radner

Love well, laugh often and live well for Christ.

— Anonymous

I can be quite serious sometimes so laughing is key.

— Emily VanCamp

It's hard to get laughs when you're new.

— Tina Fey

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at…

— Neve Campbell

The vulgar only laugh, but never smile; whereas well-bred people often smile, but seldom laugh.

— Lord Chesterfield

I love [Nikolai] Gogol's great eye for idiot behavior. Gogol said that life is so tragic, so stupendously sad that we'd better…

— Mel Brooks

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that…

— Malin Akerman

Better to be a laughing-stock than lose the fort for fear of being one.

— Rosemary Sutcliff

Make them laugh, and then make them listen.

— Aidan Quinn

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

— Scott Adams

You can't know if someone's really your best friend. I think the measure of that is you could not see each other…

— Zooey Deschanel

On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.

— Joan Rivers

One of the greatest compliments you can ever get is when you make fun of a certain sect of people and they…

— Marlon Wayans

I'm trying to laugh uncontrollably with whoever I'm making a song with because whatever we just listened to that we just came…

— Eric Benet

When you do comedy, the audience is not your boss. They are your collaborators and when you collaborate with someone you don't…

— Baron Vaughn

If you can get people to laugh, you can get people to listen.

— Arlen Specter

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

— Charles de Gaulle

I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause…

— Louis C. K

What people like are things to laugh at. Funny shows. It's all in the execution, the writing and the characters, not the…

— Joe Rogan

You can say you're a liberal and everybody laughs and it's a good time.

— George Saunders

Don't laugh at the voice of the stars. They are far away, their rays are light and pale, and we can barely…

— Leonid Andreyev

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to…

— Chelsea Handler

Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.

— Louis C. K

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form…

— Charlie Sheen

Laughing, if loud, ends with a deep sigh; and all pleasures have a sting in the tail, though they carry beauty in…

— Jeremy Taylor

It's an ongoing process, in the script, on the set and in the editing room, to make sure you are being true…

— Jon Turteltaub

I don't think a married couple can go through life without laughs together any more than they can without tears.

— Tennessee Williams

Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel…

— Mignon McLaughlin

I used to watch nature shows and laugh at them. Everyone thought I was crazy. "Why are you laughing at a nature…

— John Kricfalusi

The observations and encounters of a solitary, taciturn man are vaguer and at the same times more intense than those of a…

— Thomas Mann

Human life is basically a comedy. Even its tragedies often seem comic to the spectator, and not infrequently they actually have comic…

— H. L. Mencken

I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and…

— Henry Rollins