Every man is of importance to himself, and, therefore, in his own opinion, to others; and, supposing the world already acquainted with… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I always laugh because if I walk through the mall in my gym clothes a ponytail I get recognized but if I'm… — Kim Lyons Copy Share Image
You don't know what it is to live and laugh and love and run a man through! You've never tasted salty air… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
The wind is tossing the lilacs, The new leaves laugh in the sun, And the petals fall on the orchard wall, But… — Sara Teasdale Copy Share Image
In the past I've been very into the falling part, very into the swimming in the dark, deep emotional water. 'Rampart' I… — Brie Larson Copy Share Image
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
All men thirst to confess their crimes more than tired beasts thirst for water; but they naturally object to confessing them while… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
There's gratification in making somebody laugh. It's a wonderful sound. I find myself, to this day, doing it, wanting to make people… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
One can always lament, you know — but to laugh in the face of life, that's very hard. And for me the… — Martha Graham Copy Share Image
All directors on all sets behave slightly differently depending on what the scene is. For example, if you are doing a love… — James D'arcy Copy Share Image
[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
The thing about having an audience right there laughing is that critics can write what they want, but the proof is right… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
She taught me to revel. She taught me to wonder. She taught me to laugh. My sense of humor had always measured… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on… — Alice Childress Copy Share Image
I don't want you leaving laughing, I want to leave you shaking. That to me is true horror. — Tony Todd Copy Share Image
I like that feeling in your brain when you've got seven things that you're holding in one moment-you heard that person cough,… — Sarah Paulson Copy Share Image
Leonard asks me if there's anything I need to know before he dies, I think about it for a minute, turn to… — James Frey Copy Share Image
Truly Alice, books are wonderful things; to sit alone in a room and laugh and cry, because you are reading, and still… — Fay Weldon Copy Share Image
“I am working on a new book about a boa constrictor and a litter of hyenas. The boa constrictor swallows the babies… — E.B. White Copy Share Image
I am asking you to marry me because I love you,” he said, “because I cannot imagine living my life without you.… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I gave my artistic laugh and also threw in some quirky language for good measure. "Lawks-a-mercy, no! I'm going to have a… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
“Famous revolutionary,' you say, and the laughter pumps out of your chest like blood, great almost painful spurts of it splashing up… — Garth Risk Hallberg Copy Share Image
Homo sapiens Yuck You contemporary fools laugh at religious and political lies spewed by sociopaths, lies that tether you forever to poverty… — Bobby Miller Copy Share Image
Celia laughs and a curl of her hair falls across her cheek. Marco tentatively moves to brush it off her face, but… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
What motivates me is the chance to improve the world in my own special way; to contribute to the fight that all… — Jinkx Monsoon Copy Share Image
I think it's hypocritical to complain about the rise of China. For 50 years, we were telling everybody in the world that… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
Peter was not with them for the moment, and they felt rather lonely up there by themselves. He could go so much… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You put on such a brave front. But I know if I took another step toward you, you'd wet your pants." "With… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for. That joke made… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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