Laughing Quotes · Page 46

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

— Alan Alda

I've gotten like five laughs in movies, just off guy hugs.

— Adam McKay

I contemplate the notion that maybe regrets are a process of accumulation of time, as unavoidable as a closet full of clothes…

— Karen Marie Moning

The minute you make people laugh, you get them to listen.

— Merrie Spaeth

I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh.

— Anonymous

Our scientific world is our world of reasoning. It has its greatness and uses and attractions. We are ready to pay homage…

— Rabindranath Tagore

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a…

— Allan Carr

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

— Cyndi Lauper

The best laughs are on the recognition of truth.

— Keith Johnstone

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

— Al Yankovic

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.

— Phyllis Diller

Why should I waste my good time making a straight dramatic film? The people who can't make you laugh can do that.

— Mel Brooks

He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.

— Rodney Dangerfield

If Satan ever laughs, it must be at hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he has.

— Charles Caleb Colton

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

— Carl Reiner

Laughing is not the first expression of joy. ... A person laughs in idleness, for fun, not for joy. Joy has nothing,…

— Margaret Oliphant

Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it…

— Jack Handey

Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex.

— Siobhan Fahey

Were't not for laughing, I should pity him.

— William Shakespeare

Have you ever noticed when people stop laughing, they say, 'Oh dear?'

— Bradley Walsh

Regardless of what kind of film, the number one rule of comedy is to never take yourself too seriously and then the…

— Ari Graynor

No one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go…

— George Carlin

I'd like the memory of me to be a happy one. I'd like to leave an afterglow of smiles when life is…

— Helen Lowrie Marshall

People in Third World countries think and laugh and smile, just like us. We have got to understand that we are them…

— Rachel Corrie

It doesn't matter if you're play-pretending crying or play-pretending laughing, you're still play-pretending.

— Mila Kunis

“In a pine tree, A few yards away from my window sill, A brilliant blue jay is springing up and down, up…

— James Wright

I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls…

— Tracy Morgan

That evening, Dudley paraded around the living room for the family in his brand new uniform...As he looked at Dudley in his…

— Anonymous

Okay. Then...I can talk. Ask me something." "Okay." He laughs shakily in my ear. "Why is your heart racing Tris?" I cringe…

— Veronica Roth

I love the feeling that you get when you can really laugh with a man and be natural and not always think…

— Cameron Diaz

In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people…

— W. C. Fields

Patrick started driving really fast, and just before we got to the tunnel. Sam stood up, and the wind turned her dress…

— Stephen Chbosky

I think that one way of diffusing an insult is to turn it around and laugh at yourself - that's a way…

— Dan Fox

I always laugh at people who say "I've never met a rich technician" I love that! Its such an arrogant, nonsensical response.…

— Martin S. Schwartz

I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.

— Jim Gaffigan

Leo and Soledad simultaneously gave out a sort of half laugh, half snort. It was loud, and it was relieved, and it…

— Nancy Werlin

We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature, or go insane.

— Charlie Chaplin

Gossip, public, private, social - to fight against it either by word or pen seems, after all, like fighting with shadows. Everybody…

— Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

That was the thing about best friends. Like sisters and mothers, they could piss you off and make you cry and break…

— Kristin Hannah

My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

— Phyllis Diller