I want people to say, "Oh my God, I'm laughing out loud at television." — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
I'm there to make people laugh. I'm not trying to come across as sexy. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You have to believe there are kisses and laughs and risks worth taking. — David Levithan Copy Share Image
A minute to smile and an hour to weep in, A pint of joy to a peck of trouble, And never a… — Paul Laurence Dunbar Copy Share Image
Young love is wild and outrageous, laughing at moderation and blinding us to common sense. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr Copy Share Image
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey… — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day. — Jessie J Copy Share Image
A moment passed, perhaps half a second when their faces said what they felt, and then Emma was smiling, laughing, her arms… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
When you have a good movie, it's hard to categorize it. It's everything. It makes you laugh, makes you cry and makes… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
It is a beautiful thing when folks in poverty are no longer just a missions project but become genuine friends and family… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for. That joke made… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The children with the streamlets sing, When April stops at last her weeping; And every happy growing thing Laughs like a babe… — Lucy Larcom Copy Share Image
I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
Fear looks; faith jumps. Faith never fails to obtain its object. If I leave you as I found you, I am not… — Smith Wigglesworth Copy Share Image
When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I heard Gillian say, with a laugh, At this point, does anyone expect the liberals not to be total hypocrites? She was… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
There's a big difference in Trump and previous Republicans. They have a strategy known as surrender. When the media starts coming after… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
One of the best parts of Thanksgiving for me is re-watching some of the classic holiday blunders that have been depicted on… — Marlo Thomas Copy Share Image
Listen. Look. Desire is a house. Desire needs closed space. Desire runs out of doors or windows, or slats or pinpricks, it… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
The real challenge in acting is in comedy. It's easier to get that gasp in a drama. Not easy, because you still… — George Takei Copy Share Image
We should not laugh at the person who becoming caught up in his prayer bends his body or moves about in strange… — Baal Shem Tov Copy Share Image
O, when I am safe in my sylvan home, I mock at the pride of Greece and Rome; And when I am… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I call the years when our children are between six and twelve the "golden years," not because everything's perfect . . .… — Vicki Lansky Copy Share Image
It was a long time ago, we were in the office, and we had finished work exhausted. A friend of a friend… — Giorgio Armani Copy Share Image
Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
If you're in love it ought to make you happy. You ought to laugh. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
