He [Uncle Vernon] held up the envelope in which Mrs. Weasley’s letter had come, and Harry had to fight down a laugh.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If you want, then start to laugh, If you must, then start to cry, Be yourself don't hide Just believe in destiny.… — Michael Cretu Copy Share Image
If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world. — Jena Malone Copy Share Image
Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Dear child, I only did to you what the sparrow did to you; I am old when it is fashionable to be… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of… — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
Children smile 400 times a day on average ... adults 15 times. Children laugh 150 times a day ... adults 6 times… — Robert Holden Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have… — Bill Mauldin Copy Share Image
His jest shall savour but a shallow wit, when thousands more weep than did laugh it. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Honestly, I’m happiest when I’m with my best friend and we’re just laughing about life and times, there is nothing greater than… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
I'm the guy who will persist in his path. I'm the guy who will make you laugh. I'm the guy who strives… — Blake Jenner Copy Share Image
Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Any job you can go to and have a laugh everyday has got to be a good job. — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
One is healthy when one can laugh at the earnestness and zeal with which one has been hypnotized by any single detail… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, the headlights of the car were bright enough for them to see Mae's outfit quite clearly. "Oh my God," said Nick,… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Dare we linger, dare we skate? Dare we laugh or celebrate, knowing we may strain the ice? Preserve the ice at any… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I've been to some funerals where there's a lot of laughing - it's about celebrating their new journey. I can't think of… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Don't laugh at the spinsters, dear girls, for often very tender, tragic romances are hidden away in the hearts that beat so… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I had to bite back a laugh. "Cary Taylor. Loving you isn't a character defect." Chapter 12, pg 213 — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
Now we have a gig economy where many people are holding down several jobs at once. The whole concept of a 40-hour… — Katrina Onstad Copy Share Image
Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I love music of all kinds, but there's no greater music than the sound of my grandchildren laughing; my kids, too. — Sylvia Earle Copy Share Image
Children are overbearing, supercilious, passionate, envious, inquisitive, egotistical, idle, fickle, timid, intemperate, liars, and dissemblers; they laugh and weep easily, are excessive… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
I'll do anything to keep everyone laughing. Things get too intense on film sets. I remember on The Elephant Man, I used… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
The last laugh, the last cup of coffee, the last sunset, the last time you jump through a sprinkler, or eat an… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Beauty can afford to laugh at distinctions: it is itself the greatest distinction. — Christian Nestell Bovee Copy Share Image
“As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn't matter how, I'll be all right. If I succeed in that, the… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
When I did the video for "Piledriver Waltz," I was thinking about rodeo clowns, and how they're risking their lives just to… — Caitlin Rose Copy Share Image
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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