Laughing Quotes · Page 139

I heard Gillian say, with a laugh, At this point, does anyone expect the liberals not to be total hypocrites? She was…

— Curtis Sittenfeld

When China sends over their people to negotiate, they pick their meanest, smartest, most vicious guy; and these guys, they don't play…

— Donald Trump

“A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do,…

— Vera Nazarian

Laughing so hard no noise comes out so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

— Sharon

I asked a girl who came from America to England, when I was only English, and she admitted she had been to…

— Quentin Crisp

I laugh a lot and count my blessings.

— Cheryl Ladd

When you make a film, you're creating the illusion of a natural experience. But everything is created on purpose. If I want…

— Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs

The worst thing is a rainy day with no laughs

— Jameis Winston

There is no flaw or vacuum in the amount of the truth - but all is truth without exception; And henceforth I…

— Walt Whitman

When it comes to staying myself - my career isn't my life, it doesn't come home with me. So it's a piece…

— Adele

Laugh at your worries and insecurities. View your anxieties with humor. It will be difficult at first, but you'll gradually get used…

— Paulo Coelho

I think I've just lost five pounds in fear sweat." Peabody mopped at her face. "Now I want a cannoli. I don't…

— Anonymous

Looking silly can be ver powerful. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom. People…

— Amy Poehler

Our own peculiar human condition is that we are as fit to be laughed at as able to laugh.

— Michel de Montaigne

When I made mistakes, people used to laugh. I could have learnt better, but I've always liked to make people laugh.

— Jane Birkin

Life is a hard battle anyway. If we laugh and sing a little as we fight the good fight of freedom, it…

— Sojourner Truth

If it makes you feel any better, you’re not as bad as Keith. He was here earlier today and was so nervous,…

— Richelle Mead

The worst thing you can do to a dictator is laugh at him.

— Samantha Bee

Kind of the exhausting thing about doing pure comedy, or something that's broader, is you're kind of a slave to the laugh.…

— John C. Reilly

We keep a lot of humor and laughter in the home. A lot of times these days, people let the stress of…

— Joel Osteen

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

— George Carlin

I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem, Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams. I use…

— Kanye West

I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.

— Corey Taylor

See what you're doing wrong, laugh at it, change and do better.

— Spencer Johnson

I think you gotta have some humor [in your story]. People gotta have a moment to laugh and feel that it's not…

— RZA

I Am Beautiful! I Am Loved! I Have The Ability to Smile, Laugh, and Do Great Things with My Life!

— Ty Howard

Any actor who's onstage... at least this is what I do... I'm always using 120% on whatever the heck I'm doing. I…

— Andy Karl

I didn't want to be a big record mogul and all that stuff. I just wanted to write songs and make people…

— Berry Gordy

I always wanted to make strangers and friends and family laugh. I was over ten years younger than my brothers. It was…

— Gary Gulman

And oh! I shall find how, day by day, All thoughts and things look older; How the laugh of pleasure grows less…

— Winthrop Mackworth Praed

You only have to look at the Medusa straight on to see her. And she's not deadly. She's beautiful and she's laughing.

— Helene Cixous

Death laughs when old women frolic.

— Publilius Syrus

Flowers are the earth laughing.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

I steeled myself against laughter; I would rather die than laugh. I didn’t laugh, I did not laugh. But I died, I…

— Miranda July

[Her] greatest fear, which was so huge and so black that it was of phobic proportions, was that people would laugh at…

— Anonymous

Maybe the woman who was handed the book [One Thousand Gifts] by a friend the morning before she had an abortion scheduled…

— Ann Voskamp

I'm someone who lived in a war for five years. I received bombs on my head every day of my childhood. Did…

— Marjane Satrapi

I don't think I could ever stop doing serious movies and just do comedies, or vice versa, but there is something cool…

— John C. Reilly

I was amplifying the negative at the expense of the positive, not to serve any useful function, not to make my writing…

— Seth Godin

A man who can laugh at himself is truly blessed, for he will never lack for amusement.

— James Carlos Blake