I laugh when Floyd Mayweather says that if he went back in time he would beat us all. I'll tell you this:… — Roberto Duran Copy Share Image
She doesn't even know how to kill things properlike? What kind of girl have you given me to, goddess?" Vic protested, fixing… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
For me, that emotional payoff is what it’s all about. I want you to laugh or cry when you read a story...or… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Everybody thinks, 'Oh, you're married to Howard Stern... You must be laughing all the time.' Yes, we are laughing all the time,… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
For me, that was a hard scene [in "Fences"] to do twenty-something times, which (laughing), I counted. That was difficult, but once… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
I became an altar boy because of the solemn face, but I got thrown out at fourteen for laughing. Because the priest… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
I believe comedy is a really good lens to filter serious issues through. If people are laughing, they don't necessarily realize until… — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
I am in general a very pessimistic person with an optimistic, day- to- day take on things. The bare facts of life… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
You gotta chill and relax, and release, meditate, and breathe and walk, and ski and surf, and bask and sunbathe and relax… — Esther Hicks Copy Share Image
Yes,” I told him. “I think the guy playing the Pirate King was awesome.” He stopped where he was. “What?” I asked,… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
It was a dangerous profession I had chosen ... because no one likes a funny kid. In fact, adults are scared silly… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
To laugh is to risk appearing a fool. To weep is to risk appearing sentimental. To reach out to another is to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, I really do. It was perhaps my first love. And I think, as an actor, you're young and… — Rafe Spall Copy Share Image
Kind of the exhausting thing about doing pure comedy, or something that's broader, is you're kind of a slave to the laugh.… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
Most guitar players get a name because the band that they're in has become popular. That doesn't mean that they're particularly good,… — Ritchie Blackmore Copy Share Image
..and I thought how liking a boy was just the same as believing you wanted to know a secret - everything was… — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
[Jem] 'It will help you sleep.' 'All I’ve been doing is sleeping!' [Tessa] 'And very amusing it is to watch, said Jem.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When those myths were created, when the Bible was written, man didn't know what an atom or a germ was, or where… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“In a pine tree, A few yards away from my window sill, A brilliant blue jay is springing up and down, up… — James Wright Copy Share Image
I had a pretty regular childhood, with a rad mum who taught me to love reading and thinking and laughing, and (as… — Brooke Fraser Copy Share Image
Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he is sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
And people are so het up about the fact I'm in the theatre - it's like, 'Ooh these telly names, can they… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
Careful with the accusations of insanity, oh my lady whose home is a tower with windows of brick, all for the sake… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
I look at you, angel, and I want you so badly. I want to be with you, listen to you, talk to… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I was obviously gay, and I got heckled every day of my life. The only way I… — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
Never let go of hope. One day you will see that it all has finally come together. What you have always wished… — Charles L. Allen Copy Share Image
My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
But Jesus has been depicted as a serious man. And Christians say he never laughed. Then what is the function of an… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I remember playing football dressed in peculiar costumes with some friends in France and laughing so hard we couldn't even stand up,… — Fred Frith Copy Share Image
When I tell my American counterparts that my budget was $200,000 per episode, they burst out laughing. To us that's a big… — Gideon Raff Copy Share Image
... the human body is much stronger than we think. It seems to laugh at the cobwebs of despair that the heart… — Consuelo de Saint-Exupéry Copy Share Image
I live in a constant endeavor to fence against the infirmities of ill health, and other evils of life, by mirth; being… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
“chuckling—the sound he made when any force in the world defeated him. He had an idea that even when beaten he could… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
I never made a success of a lecture delivered in a church yet. People are afraid to laugh in a church. They… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When a baby first looks at you...when it laughs that deep, unselfconscious gurgle; or when it cries and you pick it up… — Marilyn French Copy Share Image
Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
When I'm writing the book I'm laughing at just how overblown the characters seemed. How full of himself he seems. But I… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at… — Jason Sudeikis Copy Share Image
[I]t is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of… — Homer Copy Share Image
![“For me, that was a hard scene [in "Fences"] to do twenty-something times, which (laughing), I counted. That was difficult, but once I did it, I felt like I could do anything.” quote by Viola Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/afd/viola-davis-1174_difficult_for-me-that-was-a-hard-scene-in-fences-t_352378.jpg)
![“[Jem] 'It will help you sleep.' 'All I’ve been doing is sleeping!' [Tessa] 'And very amusing it is to watch, said Jem. 'Did you know you twitch your nose when you sleep, like a rabbit?' 'I do not,' she said, with a whispered laugh. 'You do,' he said. 'Fortunately, I like rabbits.” quote by Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c25/cassandra-clare-9_amusing_jem-it-will-help-you-sleep-all-i-ve-been_382610.jpg)
![“When those myths were created, when the Bible was written, man didn't know what an atom or a germ was, or where the sun went at night, or why the women got pregnant. [Laughs.] They needed stories to answer the questions.” quote by Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5cd/bill-maher-211_answers_when-those-myths-were-created-when-the-b_2477028.jpg)
![“[I]t is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of his lungs, laugh like a fool – it drives the man to dancing... it even tempts him to blurt out stories better never told.” quote by Homer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/9eb/homer-357_alcohol_i-t-is-the-wine-that-leads-me-on-the-wil_1497379.jpg)