Church Quote by Mark Twain

When you go to church, if the pastor at some point doesn't make you laugh, he probably ain't gonna make you join.

— R. Kelly

“Those who find no humor in faith are probably those who find the church a refuge for their own black way of looking at…

— Charles M. Schulz

I was always laughing in church.

— Tom Waits

Some of the speakers we bring on campus may not reflect official church teaching, but that's how it is.

— William P. Leahy

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing.

— George Eliot

If the church could catch a vision for using video technology to present an authentic presentation of the life of the church - not…

— Frank Minis Johnson

Some of the finest comedies have chosen the Church as its subject and would indeed make most Christians laugh, give or take the occasional…

— Ann Widdecombe

In China I told pastors about how, in the West, we have these church buildings and how we go to services each week that…

— Francis Chan

“churches have unconsciously encouraged the development of fear by using it as a weapon to whip people into church attendance, the performance of church…

— Orison Swett Marden

“The majority of believers on this earth find it laughable that we could reduce the call to follow Jesus and make disciples to an…

— Francis Chan

There's a built-up tension in religion, and if you can release it, you'll get a huge and satisfying laugh.

— George Meyer

That's the biggest part of going to church. You just learn how to hide your bad in front of people.

— Anderson East