When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H. W. L. Poonja Copy Share Image
The world is laughing at us. They're laughing at the stupidity of our President [Barack Obama]. Remember he drew the line in… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I am an old-fashioned storyteller. I try to make people laugh and cry. A fiction writer's duty is to entertain. If you… — W. P. Kinsella Copy Share Image
We can try to gain some of the sensibility of some of the indigenous populations of the world or our predecessors 800… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Violence against judges and threats of violence against Judges is on the rise and it is no laughing matter. When leaders attempt… — John Conyers Copy Share Image
I've just been playing the Trout Quintet on the phonograph. Listening to the andantino makes me want to be a trout myself.… — Sophie Scholl Copy Share Image
The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil! — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
One thing I've learned from 35 years in the classroom is that people learn best when they are laughing, when they are… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
The great enemy of creativity is fear. When we're fearful, we freeze up - like a nine-year-old who won't draw pictures, for… — Faith Ringgold Copy Share Image
Pyrotechnically considered, [laughing] is the fire-works of the soul. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
You can feel as brave as Columbus starting for the unknown the first time you enter a Chinese lane full of boys… — Ella Maillart Copy Share Image
“When such as I cast out remorse So great a sweetness flows into the breast We must laugh and we must sing,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Sometimes there are paparazzi that take photos and you don't know they're there. So you're laughing, kicking up your heels and doing… — Dianna Agron Copy Share Image
How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to make my kingdom beautiful, to fill it with fat men and pretty maids and laughing children. I want my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit isn't nearly given as much attention as… — Betty White Copy Share Image
I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
I'm a happy, happy person. I laugh. I'm not angry. I'm only disgusted with a few people in the world that I… — Josh Smith Copy Share Image
I don't think it was much of a forum for positive or negative feedback; it was mainly, "How can I make somebody… — Cakes da killa Copy Share Image
If it were possible to meet the Beloved while laughing and in a state of comfort, why should one suffer the anguish… — Kabir Copy Share Image
You have to find a way to not become bitter and live within the parameters of the situation and laugh your way… — Yvette Nicole Brown Copy Share Image
It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny. — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the biggest fears. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The worst years of my life were the first two years I was doing standup. You're learning how to do, and you're… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I believe a man is born first unto himself - for the happy developing of himself, while the world is a nursery,… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, all gatherings convened for the betterment of the human lot show a tendency to gas themselves, and not with laughing-gas either. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
Do not seek earthly glory in any matter, for it is extinguished for him who loves it. In its time it blows… — Gennadius of Constantinople Copy Share Image
Every group has that one friend that doesn't ever contribute to the conversations and just laughs at everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He rolled his eyes. "First, my Dad's Korean and my mom was Swedish. Second, I totally suck at math. I don't like… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
But I loved the script to 7th Heaven and couldn't say no. It made me laugh and cry, and I was hooked.… — Stephen Collins Copy Share Image
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway — Nora Dunn Copy Share Image
I believe that one becomes stronger emotionally by taking life less personally. If your employer criticizes your report, don't take it personally.… — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
These were our bedtime stories. Tales that haunted our parents and made them laugh at the same time. We never understood them… — Edwidge Danticat Copy Share Image
And now, advice for beginning mystics. Be sober, be intelligent, be educated, rely on the tangible reality as long as you can.… — Adam Zagajewski Copy Share Image
In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have to laugh. Life is hard and the news is often grim - you should be able to turn on NPR's… — Rachel Martin Copy Share Image