How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones? — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out. — Clive Anderson Copy Share Image
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous… — Mose Allison Copy Share Image
If the first ‘Hangover’ movie were this awful, there never would have been a Part Two. This is a joyless, unfunny mix… — Mick LaSalle Copy Share Image
As the joke goes, you don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers Copy Share Image
Boy: Hi Girl: What? Boy: How are you? Girl: Do I know you? Boy: I'm rich.. Girl: Oh! Hi. My name is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Just because something makes you smile or laugh ... doesn't mean it's a joke. — David Rees Copy Share Image
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. — Bob Edwards Copy Share Image
We first got marijuana from an older drummer with another group in Liverpool. We didn't actually try it until after we'd been… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
I would say that Futurama: Bender's Big Score requires a lot of concentration to watch. It's a very complicated time-travel story. Part… — David X. Cohen Copy Share Image
It's so funny that people think I actually ran for President. I am maybe the most un-political person you're ever going to… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes… — David Chase Copy Share Image
He'd assumed that you went to school because you had to learn things, starting off with the easy stuff and moving on… — Mary Lawson Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You remember having friends who used to lampoon the world so effortlessly, crouching at the verge of every joke and waiting to… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
Slavery is nothing to joke about! And the history of this nation's [the USA's] involvement with slavery is nothing to pass off… — Douglas Wilder Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I think like almost everything in evolution, the old forms persist. New forms come along - not always, of course; there are… — Brian Boyd Copy Share Image
When you making a piece of comedy entertainment, the audience is a big component there. You do have to end up getting… — Jason H. Moore Copy Share Image
