Jokes Quote by Bob Edwards Download Open image “If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.” — Bob Edwards ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at anybody else. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one. — Joe Harsel Copy Share Image
“So, what if you are not naturally funny? Don’t get discouraged. Do your research, gather ideas, and find your fun. Seek ways to laugh.… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking . — Anna Torv Copy Share Image
“If you don’t learn to laugh at yourself, You'll miss out on a lot of good jokes in life.” — Cody Edward Lee Miller Copy Share Image
Soon it will be a sin for parents to have a child that carries the heavy burden of genetic disease. — Bob Edwards Copy Share Image
If blue collar jobs are leaving and white collar jobs are outsourced what color collar jobs are left? — Bob Edwards Copy Share Image
A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a lot of ignorance is just as bad. — Bob Edwards Copy Share Image
In my case, the listener is often in an automobile driving to work. You can concentrate on the road while still getting an audio… — Bob Edwards Copy Share Image
It's also a more personal medium. It seems to go directly to one's brain. There are no pictures to distract. — Bob Edwards Copy Share Image
I wake about 1 a.m. I'm in the office by 2 a.m. We're on the air at 5. — Bob Edwards Copy Share Image
The pictures are created by the listener, with a little help from the broadcaster. The pictures are perfect. If you're showing pictures, different things… — Bob Edwards Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight. "Sure," said the farmer, "My wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they're off to college, and I'm all by… — Anonymous Copy Share
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and Sappho. I always joke about this to my students, who can't quite wrap their mind around the fact that you can have a Ph.D in classics, but not do that full time. I never wanted to… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He can hardly read. He knows no physics or engineering to make to world real for him. No paintings to show him how others have enjoyed it. No music except television jingles. No history except tales from… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image