I've been in the industry for 15 years, and I knew all the pieces that needed to be included to make a… — Butch Hartman Copy Share Image
I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“To ask the master for a knife, or skillet, or any small convenience of the kind, would be answered with a kick,… — Solomon Northup Copy Share Image
Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
There are quite detailed rules with sitcom. When people can leave scenes, act structure, joke rhythm. You can't not have a straight… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
Woody Allen - nobody has been a better joke teller than him - and even in his great films, it's always coming… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I have a great pic of my father and Rev. Graham laughing hysterically at some joke with George Pratt Shultz looking on… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
I never do a whole new set of new material. I do one new joke at a time, and I wedge it… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I joke with people - and Kyle Shanahan used to say this - that my swagger is having no swagger, but that… — Kirk Cousins Copy Share Image
I have Bob Dylan lyrics on my ribs. I'm a diehard Dylan fan, and my dad and I joke that if I… — Carly Chaikin Copy Share Image
Any joke can be funny, but not any joke is funny. Any joke has the potential to be hilarious to you, but… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving,… — Jackson Browne Copy Share Image
I think it's natural if you're doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
There's no real formula for doing it, it's either just living life and writing down a joke you think of in the… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I'm at an age where crying is easier for me now. I like it. I can cry at a poignant commercial; I… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Somebody will occasionally give me a line or a tag or something like that. It's rare that someone will give me a… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
Music was going to be my thing. Was I going to make a living at it? That was kind of a joke.… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
My life is a joke… I'm only here for your amusement… You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I… — Storm Shadowheart Copy Share Image
Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Oh.! you say you love me. So, to how many other girls have you fooled with that beautiful phrase that many over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People will say,"there's heaven and hell", and they take it so serious that they look so sorrowful with penitence. I would rather… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
I'm not tied to the news cycle. I can do an episode on cultural appropriation, not on Rachel Dolezal. We might make… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
The element of surprise - where you think you know where a joke is going, and then you're wrong. Those are my… — Riki Lindhome Copy Share Image
That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know.… — Alan Vega Copy Share Image
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
There is an old joke that went around- it goes, in the beginning God made man in His own image, and since… — Alistair Begg Copy Share Image
I am an artist who's just tryin' to do something different, and basically not caring about everybody's opinions and wanting to follow… — Tyga Copy Share Image
I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things,… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“If it works, it will be plenty dramatic. And I suppose that if it doesn't work, it will be even more dramatic,… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“Spring me from this role I play of the smothered son in the Jewish joke! Because it's beginning to pall a little… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
“Jason wasn't sure what to expect at the end--a dungeon, a mad scientist’s lab, or maybe a sewer reservoir where all Porta-Potty… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
“A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“Well, you better look out. They got a new bureau in the guvamint files. It’s called U.W. Stands for Useless Wimmen. Tha’s… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line… — Sylvester McCoy Copy Share Image
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's… — Singkit Copy Share Image
It's a bit of a joke among my friends that, although I'm very busy, active and constantly rushing around all over the… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
