Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world. — Ron White Copy Share Image
“Everyone born is on the field of life’s game, but not everyone does wear the jersey of vision! Some people are fair… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
I often make a joke of my parents, because I come from a Nigerian background and there's a stereotype in the Nigerian… — MNEK Copy Share Image
“I'm joking," She said to the group. Ah, the joking defense. The tried and true excuse for bullies everywhere.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
If you're showing people where it's smooth sailing, where is the joke? If you go back to any movie, even a conventional… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
I think it's natural if you're doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
I wrote a show - just as a joke, actually - and called it 'Bipolar, Bath, & Beyond,' just to bring some… — Jenifer Lewis Copy Share Image
My mother doesn't cook; my grandmother didn't cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It… — Katharine Weymouth Copy Share Image
There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
Well when I made my first record I thought it would be a good joke to have me on one side, have… — John Fahey Copy Share Image
We are almost in a time beyond jokes, beyond satire. When the Trump era is called the 'post-truth' period, then this is… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I typically start out almost every speech I give making some kind of joke about me being in a wheelchair. — Greg Abbott Copy Share Image
“But—let me tell you my cat joke. It's very short and simple. A hostess is giving a dinner party and she's got… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around… — Mark Copy Share Image
“. . .when the album was done I loved it. It was a mixture of electric and acoustic solo performances with dubs.… — Neil Young Copy Share Image
I have a lot of glass in my house, and I remember saying as a joke once that I clean my stuff… — Courteney Cox Copy Share Image
What's disheartening for me and to all of us in GLAAD is when it comes to major studio films, LGBT people are… — Wilson Cruz Copy Share Image
When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
“Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
I realized that I get pleasure when I'm told, 'Don't listen to the haters; they're losers in their moms' basements.' I imagine… — Julie Plec Copy Share Image
