Every time you say 'I don't want to hear it' when someone is going to tell an ethnic joke, or every time… — Kerry Kennedy Copy Share Image
I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way… — Limmy Copy Share Image
I'm quite a reserved person, a bit shy at first when I don't know someone. I like to have a laugh and… — Anthony Martial Copy Share Image
“Someone once told me a joke," he said. "I'd like to be a pacifist, but people keep getting in the way.' I… — Edeet Ravel Copy Share Image
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Comedy mocks the vanity of visions of rational control. The person who can joke amidst a confrontation with evil, like the quick-witted… — Peter Leithart Copy Share Image
The premise of Russian foreign policy to the West is that the rule of law is one big joke; the practice of… — Timothy D. Snyder Copy Share Image
“Paris? Psh, lame. I'd take my babe on horseback through the mountains up to the falls. Then we'd have a picnic on… — A. Kirk Copy Share Image
I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a… — Cher Copy Share Image
“Detective Maxwell?” Kathy said. “Why so formal? His name’s Jack isn’t it? Jack and Jill. You two were obviously meant for one… — Adele Abbott Copy Share Image
My specialty at 'SNL' was doing triage. There was always a great need for someone to say, 'Make this funnier. Give me… — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
There are definitely evergreen things that I'll always find funny. But in general, whenever I fall in love with something or find… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
To show that a comedian on stage in India talking about sanitation or in South Africa talking about HIV and AIDS awareness,… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
The quality of life of European cities and towns of almost any size make life in America look not just like a… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
There is a painful joke that Europeans often tell of their Gallic neighbors: God created France, the most beautiful country in the… — Janine di Giovanni Copy Share Image
Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year,… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I'm not opposed to doing science fiction or comedy, but there has to be respect. I refuse to be the joke, the… — Darlene Cates Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Always warm up the audience with a joke…If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
Where I'm from, to do acting is not heard of. Being one of the lads and all, you don't just go, 'Oh,… — Barry Keoghan Copy Share Image
I don't even consider directing Burt. I just say, 'Hey, Burt, the camera's here. Read the joke and let's get onto the… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
“No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?" "Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now." "I guess that… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES: >>ONCE when it's told to me >>ONCE when it's explained… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can… — Steve Finley Copy Share Image
I honestly feel like 99 percent of people have some kind of self-hate about their looks, and if I can joke about… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
Tears come out of my eyes as soon as you said its over. There was a smile on my face because I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yes, it was a joke. It’s a good thing I’m moving back here, Pup. You’re clearly starved for intelligent company if you… — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
A satirist is someone who has a very skeptical view of human nature, but who still has the optimism to make some… — Stanley Kubrick Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with Andy Kaufman. The idea of watching someone perform and thinking: 'Is this real? What part of the joke… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
People in the States live for finding something they can lose their minds over. They have nothing else going on. They watch… — Robert B. Weide Copy Share Image
Chris Nolan went through Slamdance a year and a half after us, and he went on to direct 'The Dark Knight.' So… — Joe Russo Copy Share Image
If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us… — Robert Patrick Copy Share Image
'A Death in the Gunj' is set in 1979 and we had to mute a joke that referred to Indira Gandhi. The… — Konkona Sen Sharma Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're making so many observations, so many measurements. You might catch someone's eyes as you're telling a joke, and… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
If the worst thing happening to Middle Eastern people is that Carlos Mencia is doing a joke about them being stopped at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Anytime I can get either of them really laughing, I immediately pull out a pad of paper write the joke down, regardless… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
Ever since I was 2 or 3, I loved to perform for people. I would walk up to another table in a… — Maxim Knight Copy Share Image
I suppose there are times when I can't believe that I've lived the way that I have and done the things that… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
