“Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!” — Sean Patrick Brennan Copy Share Image
“Sometimes When You Are Serious, People Thought You Were Joking, But Sometimes When You Are Joking, People Thought You Were Serious” — Harry Toh Jun Shen Copy Share Image
There are definitely evergreen things that I'll always find funny. But in general, whenever I fall in love with something or find… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
“Jason wasn't sure what to expect at the end--a dungeon, a mad scientist’s lab, or maybe a sewer reservoir where all Porta-Potty… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I was working with Barry Sonnenfeld, I'd watch him set up a shot and talk to him about what he was… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!' — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
It's funny: when I started playing bass in 1984, you had guys like Paul Simonon fron the Clash, John Paul Jones, Lemmy,… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing. — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
“You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.'' ''I just applied for a job as a tree,'' I said. It made so… — Sean Beaudoin Copy Share Image
When I listen to the complaints that follow just about every presidential debate, I'm reminded of the well-worn joke about the Jewish… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke that I'm half Jewish, because I was raised Catholic... and we share 'the guilt.' — John Densmore Copy Share Image
I'll do a joke on purpose that really doesn't work just to show that that's funny. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting,… — Barbara Palvin Copy Share Image
As a kid, I drew comics. I had curly hair. I liked to joke, but I was kind of nervous about it… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
I still mess around and joke with my family and friends like I did when I was nine or 10. For me,… — Gareth Bale Copy Share Image
That generic outlook of what a 'WWE champion' should be is a joke to me. The casual fan walks in and expects… — Bray Wyatt Copy Share Image
One Valentine's my date texted me in the evening saying: 'Oh there's a buy-one-get-one-free deal at Domino's tonight,' and I genuinely thought… — Maura Higgins Copy Share Image
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
There's a lot of nuances to stand-up that you definitely see when you watch someone like Chris Rock in that his body… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
The Danes don't take themselves seriously at all and look for the joke in everything. Us Scots are on the same line… — Jamie Sives Copy Share Image
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad.… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
