Awesome Quote by Carlos Mencia

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he…

— Carlos Mencia

I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things.

— Carlos Mencia

People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get…

— Carlos Mencia

When I was younger, I was angry. I was boisterous and loud. I was on top of the mountain, screaming at everybody, 'Look at…

— Carlos Mencia

When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know…

— Carlos Mencia

Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings.

— Carlos Mencia

I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I…

— Carlos Mencia

My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get…

— Carlos Mencia

My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things…

— Carlos Mencia

I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef.

— Carlos Mencia

The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you…

— Carlos Mencia

I'm not good looking, but I'm not bad looking.

— Carlos Mencia