Almost Quote by Selma Blair

I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to help tell…

— Selma Blair

I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm doing it…

— Carlos Mencia

If it's funny, I'll do anything.

— Cloris Leachman

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

— Kathy Griffin

Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing…

— Jim Gaffigan

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

— Billy Wilder

A random person on the internet just said to me do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think youre…

— Ramandeep Singh

I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along.

— Bill Cosby

My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go home and…

— Jeff Ross

I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them…

— Sayed Kashua

For telling a good and incisive religious joke, you should be praised. For telling a bad one, you should be ridiculed and reviled. The…

— Rowan Atkinson

I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.

— Pat McAfee