God comes and says, I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on… — Mark Copy Share Image
There's been lots of theater that uses hip-hop in it, but more often than not, it's used as a joke - isn't… — Lin-Manuel Miranda Copy Share Image
It's never a matter ever, ever - are - we're never trying to gross anybody out, or ever are we trying to… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
Whether it's a highbrow thing or lowbrow. I'm never, ever going to leave a joke on the floor. — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
What I love is getting a new joke, or a premise like a sketch idea or a movie idea. That's the best… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
That whole 'Bo' Selecta!' thing was damaging. I played along with it; I said it was cool, I can take a joke,… — Craig David Copy Share Image
You know how hard it's been to write material? Because to do stand-up comedy, it takes time for the material to develop.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
What makes 'Pootie Tang' the motion picture enjoyable is its no-brow ambitions; it's a joke action film. It slides through enough African-American… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
They all want to be me. They do! What everybody else says they will do, I've already been doing. They all want… — Paul Broun Copy Share Image
Dick Gregory used every syllable, every metaphor, every joke, every march, every incarceration, every hour of his life, to embarrass this country… — Joe Morton Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You're only as good as your last joke, your last show, your last whatever. The confidence is there, but underneath, there is… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke… — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
Plenty of people joke that the mascots are bigger than me. It doesn't bother me at all. — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise. — Flavor Flav Copy Share Image
As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke. — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
It's a very young mistake to assume that life is very serious. I get the joke now. — Claire Danes Copy Share Image
For me, it's about having energy in the field and making sure I'm having fun and making sure everyone else around is… — Steve Smith Copy Share Image
Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
If a man tells you that he's fallen in love at first sight with you, just punch him. It's just another way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With some of the journalists, I've known them for years now, and I kind of consider them like my friends, so I… — Naomi Osaka Copy Share Image
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties:… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
