I joke that I was basically born and raised in airports. I feel most at home at JFK. — Suleika Jaouad Copy Share Image
In general, the straight line of a joke sets up a premise, an expectation. Then the funny ending - the punch line… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
I could always take a joke. I could always be the butt of the joke. I could always hand it out. That… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
A lot of times I'll make films that are mostly character-driven films - stories that involve people. Like, I make the joke:… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
Some guys joke, but when guys are hurt, I can diagnose their injuries because I've gone through almost everything. — Mike Fisher Copy Share Image
When you haven't got a job, a joke is about the only thing that's free. — Simon Beaufoy Copy Share Image
There was an April Fool's thing that I totally fell for which was this kit were you could grow grass on your… — Alana Haim Copy Share Image
I guess I've kind of recognized what my worth is and what my specific brand of humor is. And that's not necessarily… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
Anybody that's really close to me, they know I'm really funny and I love to joke. I can laugh at anything. — Nav Copy Share Image
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The casting directors that were aware of The Real World looked at me as a joke. It was so hard to get… — Jamie Chung Copy Share Image
'Pyaar Ka Punchnama' was mainly a boys' film; we girls were just a catalyst. We would set up a situation for them… — Nushrat Bharucha Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
You never know what's coming with me: I might dance or laugh but on the pitch I am very serious. I don't… — Antonio Rudiger Copy Share Image
“At my urgent request the Curie laboratory, in which radium was discovered a short time ago, was shown to me. The Curies… — Ostwald Wilhelm Copy Share Image
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke,… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
I came from the Groundlings Theatre in L.A., and there, you're guaranteed to at least try something out in front of an… — Taran Killam Copy Share Image
On Twitter, people just want to hear a joke. They don't really want to know about your life. — Jenny Mollen Copy Share Image