“Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
I've been in situations where, in the midst of really hardcore events in my life, I made some ridiculous off-color joke that… — Samuel Witwer Copy Share Image
We don't want to get married in haste and then later on our relationship becomes a joke for others. — Himanshi Khurana Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work. BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels? CUSTOMER (seriously): You… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?' — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with Andy Kaufman. The idea of watching someone perform and thinking: 'Is this real? What part of the joke… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
You get used to such micro-aggressions, those sneaky remarks. Especially in comedy: when the mood is meant to be light you can… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a joke - the fact that Madonna is in before Rush and Kiss. Those… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
I thought Twitter was a joke. I really thought it was a gag. I thought it was like National Lampoon or the… — Walter Becker Copy Share Image
I like to joke that I already married a 26-year-old and divorced a 29-year-old, so I wasn't going to do that again… — Grant Show Copy Share Image
I believe it is tough to be funny and tougher to make people laugh. And it needs to be been done effortlessly.… — Vivek Oberoi Copy Share Image
“Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way,… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
There's definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn't a hoax,… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
State of the Culture' is more mature content. We want to go as deep as we can on whatever the subject matter… — Joe Budden Copy Share Image
To show that a comedian on stage in India talking about sanitation or in South Africa talking about HIV and AIDS awareness,… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Most people, when they hear the disease name, it's all they know about it. It sounds so mild. When I first was… — Laura Hillenbrand Copy Share Image
When the time is right I have a laugh and a joke with my friends on a day off, but I have… — Raheem Sterling Copy Share Image
It's important to remember that life is a joke, and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
My siblings would tease me and call me big friendly or freaky giant, and later, when I was approached about modeling, they… — Kelly Rohrbach Copy Share Image
“For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.” — Balthasar Gracian Copy Share Image
My joke used to be about my father and Peter Boyle: that anything you see Peter Boyle do on TV, my father… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
